This might be the worst picture ever of me.
I don’t even know what to say about my 14-year-old self standing with my oldest sister Ta-Ta on her high school graduation day.
It’s like Bill Cosby meets Roseanne Barr meets your grandma’s hair meets a Twinkie.
I’m pretty sure there are ugly ducklings looking at this picture all [vomit].
But, you should see these THREE pictures I will unveil if I reach the $1,500 mark.
Hint: “ROTFLMAO.” ~Steve Urkel
I will also post a comparison of me at 16 versus my mother at 16. And I’m going to research long and hard to figure out at exactly what point in time the fug entered our family’s genome map, because it clearly did not come from my mother.
Remember, every penny goes toward children diagnosed with pediatric cancer at Children’s Hospital of Pittsburgh.
I really appreciate your generosity, friends. Here’s a video from Genre that kind of shows what the kids who have cancer go through (The 1:30 mark? OUCH.) and how gaming helps.
Also, at 1:13? My church’s youth minister looks like James Roday. For serious.