At this point, let’s just all point and laugh at the ridiculous idea that I could take two weeks off. LOL. WTF. BBQ. DOA. BFF.
Two weeks ago my sisters and my parents and I were gathered at Princess Aurora’s house in Wexford, gathered around the island in her kitchen, when we started discussing the person who was answering my next Five Questions for …
Dan Cortese. Swoon.
You can read a bit of the conversation over at the post, but I left this part out. The part where my sister Tina Fey said, “I love Dan Cortese. I’d leave my husband for Dan Cortese.”
She was joking. I think.
It was a short time later that we somehow switched the subject over to kitchen pantry organization. I think it had something to do with the fact that we are the kind of wild and crazy women that hiphop stars rap about.
Anyway, this happened:
Pens Fan: “Have you SEEN Tina Fey’s kitchen pantry lately?!”
Me: “No. Why.”
Princess Aurora: “She has canisters and containers in which she sorts and labels her COOKIE CUTTERS.”
Tina Fey: “What? I have a lot of cookie cutters.”
Princess Aurora: “One of the containers is labeled ‘FOWL’.”
Tina Fey: “I needed a way to separate certain kinds of birds from birds that …”
Me: “You know what? I don’t think Dan Cortese would be interested in you.”
So I asked Pittsburgher Dan Cortese, who you may know from any number of television shows, five questions and his answers are just awesome.
We talk about Pittsburgh, staying in shape, his age, MTV Rock n’ Jock Softball, and how he feels about the whole Ben Roethlisberger situation.
You can also follow him at @dancortese1 on twitter where he regularly responds to those that tweet him.