So, can we talk about Daniel Sepulveda (STEP OFF!) for a minute?
First, I’d like to pause for a moment so we can all think about how hot Daniel Sepulveda is.
Let’s give it another minute.
Here are the pictures of Jeff Reed (the gerbil) “tackling” the puma:
In that post, I said this:
So, reader carpetbagger has an idea and that is this, why doesn’t Daniel Sepulvedanomnom kick off?
Can you guys answer that for me? Is a punter incapable/not allowed to handle kickoffs?
Anything would be better than this sexed-up gerbil, considering how dismal our special teams are at not letting the runner get as far as the kicker.
Well, wish granted, Burghers, because in case you haven’t noticed, Coach Tomlin has given Daniel Sepulveda a crack at being a kickoff kicker and not just a punter.
And here we have a cheetah taking down a puma.
Did you guys see that tackle live? Did you see Daniel shake off that Giant like it was a fly on his shoulder? Did you lick your television screen?!
Dear Coach Tomlin, please put the sex-crazed gerbil in its little spinny wheel and unleash the cheetah.
Did I say “mmrowr” yet? Mmmrowr.