Mrs. Comrie Goes to Pittsburgh

Today, the Penguins signed forward Mike Comrie to a one-year $500,000 contract, which seems like pesos as far as professional athlete salaries go.

This is Mike Comrie:

This is his wife.

Yes. Hilary Duff AKA Lizzy McGuire AKA the rare Disney starlet whose exposed ass and/or breasts and/or bajingo have not been seen on the Internet.

That I know of.

So, good news for Pens fans in that Comrie has a lot to prove and will want to do that via pucks in nets.

And good news for men in general that there’s going to be something pretty to look at during some Pens games.

Other than Letang’s sex hair. That’s pretty too.


  1. CrashJK
    September 3, 2010 3:45 pm

    Wait till she meets Superstar and LeTang…poor Mike…Personally, I’d rather see Mrs. Guerin in the stands…

    Great Holiday Weekend to y’all…

  2. John in the Rocks
    September 3, 2010 3:46 pm

    Can’t wait till the Pens play the Sens so we can have Hillary Duff and Carrie Underwood (wife of Sens’ Mike Fisher) in the building at the same time.

    P.S. “Bajingo” always makes me giggle. :)

  3. Butcher's Dog
    September 3, 2010 4:25 pm

    Chalk this up as yet another public service performed by the Penguins organization. What those people don’t do for us!

    The more pucks Comrie puts in nets, by the way, the likelier he and the Mrs. are to stick around. Just sayin’.

  4. Pa-pop
    September 3, 2010 4:42 pm

    Going forward rule: For every shirtless Sepulveda pic you gotta post a Hilary. Shirt optional.

  5. La
    September 3, 2010 5:04 pm

    I don’t think Comrie plays hockey for the money. He stands to inherit hundreds of millions (?) from his dads Brick Warehouse fortune in Edmonton.

  6. DarkHairedBuffoon
    September 3, 2010 5:11 pm

    I like how she celebrated her engagement!

    Its fairly safe for work!

  7. Michael
    September 3, 2010 5:24 pm

    Hilary Duff AKA Lizzy McGuire AKA the rare Disney starlet whose exposed ass and/or breasts and/or bajingo have not been seen on the Internet.


    Just for SnG’s Google Hillary Duff engagement photos. Just sayin’

  8. Spanky
    September 3, 2010 5:30 pm

    This actually explains alto, a few years back hilary got massive teeth veneers and it didn’t make no sense but given that she has hockey player husband seems like thinks get rough you know on the ice

  9. spoon
    September 3, 2010 8:25 pm

    Now we have one for the guys :)

  10. bucdaddy
    September 4, 2010 2:09 am

    My God. She looks like pure sex. Impure sex is even better.

  11. spoon
    September 4, 2010 8:22 am

    I’m waiting for her first striptease in a pens box

    no pun intended

  12. Johnaz6312
    September 4, 2010 1:11 pm

    This is why the Penguins have the best fan base in all of the NHL!! Thanks Mike, Thanks Hillary and most of all Thanks to Ray Shero!!!

    Your doing a great job!! Keep it up!

  13. Michael Sorg
    September 4, 2010 5:49 pm

    You stopped me a bajingo…(ooohhhh….thanks urban dictionary…)

  14. dayvoe
    September 5, 2010 12:34 am

    Local embarrassment Mark Madden made an embarrassment of himself with this story on Friday:

  15. Pittsburgh Tom
    September 5, 2010 12:53 am

    Hilary Duff is coming to Pittsburgh and Tyler Grisham is cut. Sounds like Karma is on the guys’ side this weekend.

    Also, I believe I read that the Pens were only going to bring in Comrie to training camp for a tryout until Comrie said he’d work for the minimum. Volunteering to make minimum money to play for Pittsburgh. Sounds like a good start to becoming a fan favorite.

  16. Bitter
    September 5, 2010 3:02 pm

    Wow, thanks DarkHairedBuffoon. Because it wasn’t bad enough that they posted those pics. Poor Hilary :(

  17. Just a Simple Man
    September 8, 2010 1:39 pm

    Ok so, any wagers on when/if she sings the Anthem at a Pens game? jus sayin.

  18. john
    September 30, 2010 6:48 am

    Did you guys see the Maxim video of her on youtube? She is smoking hot!

    Yeah she is clean cut. She IS the only Disney girl to actually be a good role model.

  19. everest
    February 3, 2012 7:33 am

    به امید صلح و دوستی در سراسر جهان