Today, the Penguins signed forward Mike Comrie to a one-year $500,000 contract, which seems like pesos as far as professional athlete salaries go.
This is Mike Comrie:
This is his wife.
Yes. Hilary Duff AKA Lizzy McGuire AKA the rare Disney starlet whose exposed ass and/or breasts and/or bajingo have not been seen on the Internet.
That I know of.
So, good news for Pens fans in that Comrie has a lot to prove and will want to do that via pucks in nets.
And good news for men in general that there’s going to be something pretty to look at during some Pens games.
Other than Letang’s sex hair. That’s pretty too.