Whoa. Lots of posting today. And there’s so much more I have to write, including my thoughts on the whole Norwin High School Porn assembly. Will try to not be twelve-years-old about that. Tee-hee.
I wanted to hop on here one more time before you leave for the day to go home and kick black cats, what, don’t you also do that?
Okay, I’ll stop beating that dead cat.
Ba-bah-bah! Try the veal!
Anyway, I wanted to make sure you’re aware of Pittsburgh’s Jackie Evancho, a ten-year-old opera-singing prodigy from Richland who will be competing tonight for $1 million on America’s Got Talent.
She’s up against some HUGE competition in favorites Fighting Gravity, which, have you SEEN THOSE GUYS, and the flamboyantly kickass Prince Poppycock, which, have you SEEN THAT … GUY?
Jackie has been very open about her love of Pittsburgh and mentions it regularly on air.
Check her out doing her thing, which is, giving you chills.
So, on behalf of Pittsburgh, GO JACKIE!
If this was Twitter, I would hashtag this post with #PittsburghProud.
And also, #CatKicking.
TIP YOUR WAITRESS.