We’re experiencing some “server cluster issues” which is geek speak from Woy for “some technical gizmo shit the bed.”
The poop is being cleaned up as we speak, and stronger, more absorbent server cluster diapers are on order.
Check this out! You may have seen it already, but it was new to me:
A toaster that will brand your bread with the Steelers logo.
That’s not all, you can get the very fantastic Penguins toaster too:
Or, if you want a daily, toasted reminder of 18-years of suck, you can get this:
It should just shoot your toast out black as night, since everything else about the team is fail.
You can also get Silly Bandz!
And yes, EVEN THE PIRATES!
i hope they make Steely McBeam Silly Bandz soon. So I can practice snapping his neck.