Ray Lewis spoke to the media about how he and The Duke are texting buddies.
It is so moving.
Stroke my hair.
Hum Ave Maria to me.
Let the beauty of his words surround us, touch us, comfort us.
“He texted me last night and things like that. It’s a respect we have for each other, but more importantly it’s a respect you got to have for yourself.”
Ray is saying that Ben Roethlisberger has so much respect for himself and that is why he and Ray Lewis text? That makes perfect sense if you’re a giant doofus.
“He hit me last night. We always hit each other. There are many people I hit. Just simple stuff. This ain’t the first time he texted me. We texted each other whenever he was going through what he was going through, I was there for him. It’s more of a brotherhood. The game always takes care of itself on the field, but off the field if we don’t look out for each other nobody else will.”
“You’re not trying to please the world; if you’re trying to please the world you’re going to confuse yourself. If you’re going to worry what people say about you, you’re going to confuse yourself. All you can do is move on, live on and whatever he puts behind him as a man, and he puts behind him whatever he’s going through, leave it there. Don’t let nobody pull you back into it, don’t let nobody make you keep talking about it. Once it’s done, it’s done.”
Yeah, murder is so final. Once it’s done, and you get the blood out, it’s done, know whai’msayin’?
Oh, Ray Lewis. Teach me about Aristotle’s theory of universals, now.
I’ll hum Celeste Aida while you orate.