A start.

So, yeah, I lost.

While I take an hour to put the words down, why don’t you just watch the video for now?

Be nice. It was scary. I tried to be brave.

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37 Comments

  1. oldgraymare
    October 6, 2010 3:37 pm

    You’re a braver girl than I am! Sick kids or not, I wouldn’t have done it!



  2. BB
    October 6, 2010 3:45 pm

    you’re braver than me as well! i would have just curled up in the fetal position and begun convulsing.



  3. Spuddad
    October 6, 2010 3:48 pm

    The girl at the start asked you if you had a cellphone but did NOT ask you if you had an electric cattleprod. Sneak one of those in next year and get those evil bunnies right in their buh-hoohoos.



  4. Lauren
    October 6, 2010 3:48 pm

    I am very proud of you. I’m not sure I could’ve done that. I went to the Scarehouse two years ago and I was practically glued to my friend’s boyfriend’s back the whole time (and he was laughing at me the whole time, of course).



  5. Michelle
    October 6, 2010 3:50 pm

    Mad respect, Ginny, mad respect. I don’t have to “be nice” – I am legitimately in awe that you could go through with it. I’d have just gave up, sat down, and cowered in a corner!



  6. Mary
    October 6, 2010 3:54 pm

    You handled yourself with way more dignity than I could have!! Good work.



  7. facie
    October 6, 2010 3:54 pm

    Giant bunnies are scary. I am anti-Easter Bunny, so I would have been freaked out with you.

    Was that you screaming or the scary things screaming?



  8. TTG
    October 6, 2010 3:58 pm

    Congrats!!! Way to go.You did it for the kids! It was funny to watch you go through it, but I respect you so much for doing it. Congrats again.



  9. spoon
    October 6, 2010 4:05 pm

    hahaha thats fantastic!



  10. red pen mama
    October 6, 2010 4:09 pm

    Ginny, I would not go through one of those haunted houses WITH PEOPLE. (maybe, MAYBE, for sick kids.)

    Thank you not only for doing it for the kids, but for sharing it with us.



  11. red pen mama
    October 6, 2010 4:12 pm

    Oh.Em.Gee. I could have nightmares just from that video. Gawd help me.



  12. Cassie
    October 6, 2010 4:12 pm

    Mad props, girl. Woah. You totally did something I could never in a million trillion years ever, ever do. That place just makes me want to pee my pants thinking about it.

    The giant easter bunny is just plain creepy. Anyone who’s read Janet Evanovich in the past (specifically book 8) could probably relate.



  13. Cassie
    October 6, 2010 4:12 pm

    Woah, didn’t mean to make that face, I meant book 8.



  14. Pens fan
    October 6, 2010 4:13 pm

    Awesome. You’re nephew was cracking up at the video.



  15. Cassie
    October 6, 2010 4:14 pm

    Lastly, wouldn’t you LOVE to go back and be an actor in it? You should get to do that much.



  16. Pens fan
    October 6, 2010 4:16 pm

    “your” I meant.



  17. Ms. Redd
    October 6, 2010 4:38 pm

    That was great. And I am REALLY impressed you went through all by yourself- I would have had someone to hang onto!!!



  18. Dash66
    October 6, 2010 4:44 pm

    Good job. If you did this on a weekend, I would have come out to support you, but the trip from Baltimore to Pittsburgh is a bit far to make on a work night.

    Just remember, the laughs that you are hearing are from your readers laughing WITH you! :-D



  19. Cal
    October 6, 2010 4:55 pm

    I know this is a little rude… but i have to say it. When I saw the freeze-frame picture on the video (before it starts and after it runs)… I thought that was one of scare-ers… not the scare-ee. I was thinking… this video is going to be scary.



  20. Boones Farm
    October 6, 2010 4:55 pm

    Would you go again? Perhaps with someone? Good job, the kids appreciate it.



  21. Terri
    October 6, 2010 4:59 pm

    Gin, I can’t believe you did it without peeing your pants. You go girl. I would have been in a corner crying! So proud sistah!



  22. richrovs
    October 6, 2010 5:03 pm

    Great job!!



  23. PittinDC
    October 6, 2010 5:12 pm

    I have so much respect for you for doing that! I remember going through the haunted house in South Park in high school and I screamed and dug my nails into one of my friends so much they basically said they would never go with me again!! Great job!



  24. Carol
    October 6, 2010 5:25 pm

    Good job, congratulations on your successful mission. :D
    I did notice your eyes were glowing from the start there. Was this a result of the alcohol you consumed or just a warm-up for Halloween itself?



  25. Carley
    October 6, 2010 5:41 pm

    Yuck. You get mad love for doing that.



  26. Carly
    October 6, 2010 5:45 pm

    You are so awesome! While we were listening to you go through I started out chuckling a little at the abrupt screams…then it kept going and going and going and we heard you pleading for the way out (but we couldn’t see what was happening) and I started to get upset. I felt really bad. When that creepy dude came in the RIP room right before the winner was announced, I freaking flipped out. I almost started crying because I didn’t want him to come near me AND HE WAS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR ME in my little corner. So, kudos to you…I am so proud of you!



  27. John in the Rocks
    October 6, 2010 6:50 pm

    We’re all proud of you, Ginny, though I must admit that I was laughing my ass off the whole time. :)



  28. Drea
    October 6, 2010 7:22 pm

    Your bravery is an inspiration – that you’d do something so terrifying for the sake of others. You are at the top of my list for Awesome Burgher!



  29. jdp
    October 6, 2010 7:24 pm

    yeah, I scared myself silly *working* a lame h.s. haunted house. i’d have paid much to NOT have to do that LOL. you’re so brave!!!!!!!!!!!



  30. JenEngland
    October 6, 2010 9:10 pm

    Yeah. I would have cried. And peed my pants. And my “Where’s out?? Where’s out???” Would have been “GET ME FU*#ING OUT OF HERE.” That you were so…proper…in your panic kills me. I’m still giggling about it!



  31. SpudMom
    October 6, 2010 10:26 pm

    @JenEngland – she wasn’t *entirely* proper. Often you’d hear a quiet “oh shit” just before she let out a blood curdling scream.



  32. Schuyler
    October 6, 2010 10:38 pm

    I am SO impressed. That scared me just watching it! I’m a big chicken and am definitely proud of you for doing that … very, very brave!! :-)



  33. BeauJacques
    October 6, 2010 10:46 pm

    () () () golf clap! :-)



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  35. Angry Mongo
    October 7, 2010 7:51 am

    “Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes. They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what’s with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies. Bunnies. It must be bunnies!”

    But [throws gang signs] mad props to ya! And we did end up with a tie…. sort of. Yay for kids!



  36. Stacey
    October 7, 2010 8:08 am

    @Angry Mongo – cudos on the “Once More With Feelings” reference! Now that song is stuck in my head.



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