Pittsburgh, there’s a storm a’brewin’ and according to the local weather peeps, we are going to see winds so strong that you might want to load up your car with sandbags to keep it grounded.
Hold on to your cows.
Bolt down your lawn furniture.
Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.
Batten down the hatches, if you have hatches … that needed battened.
Anything not nailed down has the potential to become a deadly missile.
Anything nailed down has the potential to become UN-nailed down and to become a deadly nail-spiked missile.
Julie Bologna has the potential to have an on-air severe-weathergasm.
Jeff Verszyla has changed his Twitter avatar to a picture of a mammoth gruesomely huge tornado.
Demetrius Ivory is huddled up in the storage room breathing heavily into a paper bag.
Andrew Stockey is eyeing Wendy Bell’s chest area suggestively.
It’s WINDAPALOOZA 2010.
But in all seriousness, Pittsburgh, tornado watches! Be safe, because I love you, man.