According to Yahoo!, BestPlaces.net has ranked the top ten cities to move to in America and guess who’s number one?
We’re number one.
1. I’d like to never again see the phrase, “Pittsburgh, like Buffalo …” unless it is to say, “Pittsburgh, like Buffalo, will be getting America’s first new Zima production facility.”
2. My favorite part:
and it’s at low risk for a natural disaster such as an earthquake, hurricane or tornado.
And it should have ended with, “… much to Julie Bologna’s chagrin.”
3. Suck it, America.