… with no wrong answer.
The Penguins power-play, currently mired in a 0-27 six-game streak, inching closer to their 2003 0-32 seven-game streak, needs:
b. a defibrillator
e. more cowbell
It needs SOMETHING. This is getting ridiculous.
Also, I spent time this morning trying to find what the NHL regular-season record is for the longest stretch without a power-play goal by any team and guess what? I CAN’T FIND IT.
I have searched every engine with every possible string of words except for, “JUST TELL ME WHAT THE DAMN ANSWER IS, BITCH!”
So if you know it or you can find it, please tell me what it is. So I know what we’re working toward.
Now, that said, Sidney Crosby is frustrated too. I particularly like at :33 when you can see him throw his gloves down.
In light of the fact that he shook that guy like a ragdoll and almost snapped his neck, the judges and I have unanimously ruled this fight as a Crosby win.
I’m not biased at all and neither are the judges, me, myself and I.