Oh, hai, sexy.

You would not believe the naughty things I have said to this football since it arrived on my doorstep this morning.

My preciousssss. It wants meeeeeeee.

Now I’m going to act out a play where the Mario Lemieux autographed hockey stick and the Troy Polamalu autographed football fight over me.

Hope it doesn’t dissolve into a kissing contest.





9 Comments

  1. Kathy
    November 11, 2010 1:49 pm

    I noticed you didn’t go on record about which one you want to win the fight…



  2. Beth
    November 11, 2010 1:52 pm

    I may have said this before, but I worry about you sometimes.



  3. Butcher's Dog
    November 11, 2010 3:03 pm

    Estrogen cloud warning over Ginny’s house!



  4. Monty
    November 11, 2010 3:14 pm

    I’m going to go ahead and assume you meant to just think this post and not actually write it.

    This is bordering Jame Gumb territory. You’ll be in your basement in a suit made of autographed footballs saying lewd things to yourself in Countess Luanne’s voice before you know it.



  5. red pen mama
    November 11, 2010 3:45 pm

    You have an interesting, er, fantasy life.



  6. tw
    November 11, 2010 7:05 pm

    It’s a good thing he puts his number there b/c I would never have guessed that was his signature. I wish they all did that. My daughters got some signatures at training camp one year and many looked just like that w/o the number. No idea who signed them.



  7. Steeler in PR
    November 11, 2010 10:22 pm

    Did you notice that it looks like the signature has 3 crosses in it? Troysus indeed…

    And BTW, like tw says, thank God he put the number on it. Otherwise…

    At first glance it looked like a 93. I first thought “WTF? Ginny finds Nick Eason hot???” LOL



  8. tw
    November 12, 2010 9:36 am

    Hey…good observation about the crosses…didn’t notice that before.



  9. bluzdude
    November 12, 2010 10:11 am

    It’s the three crosses that make it all look like some Samoan hyroglyph.