First, I already know I’m going to hell for laughing at the Jeff Reed couldn’t kick his own suicide stool joke that’s making rounds on the internet. I know it was inappropriate. Don’t scold me. I scolded myself already and I’ll do it again.
[angry finger wagging]
Second, I also laughed at this:
Doctors say a Fayette County attorney wheeled into a competency hearing on a gurney may be faking a mental infirmity.
Mr. Morrison was charged in 2006 with stealing $99,000 from two elderly couples he represented. His trial has repeatedly been delayed by alleged physical and mental health problems.
A prosecution psychiatrist testified Mr. Morrison’s answers on some tests raised “red flags” that he may be faking, including naming the months of the year as “A, B, C, X and Q.”
I bet if you ask him to say the ABCs, he’ll be all, “January, February, March, Sarah Palin, Lollipop.”