Well, here’s an email that gave me pause.
The Dread Lord Zober suggested I friend Luke Ravenstahl on Facebook.
1. Is this one of those “keep your enemies closer” things?
2. Is he suggesting it in a friendly way or in a Dread Lord “I will unhinge my jaw and swallow you whole if you don’t friend him” kind of way?
3. How ridiculously adorable is that profile picture? Gosh.
4. Do I friend him?
5. Will be accept?
6. If he accepts and I write something bad about him, will he unfriend me?
7. If he accepts, will he “poke” me?
8. If he pokes me, do I poke him back?
9. That sounds dirty. I think I’ll not poke him back.
10. Unless he pokes me angrily, then it’s on like Donkey Kong. [awkward kung fu poking moves]