Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d write:
Sidney Crosby will appear on the Price is Right with Alex Ovechkin.
Here are some sentences I thought I’d write before that one:
His bacne is so hot.
Got my Justin Bieber tickets in the mail today!
My pigeon’s wing is on the mend.
The sweat on Troy Polamalu’s bald head glistened in the sun.
Shut your whore mouth, Daniel Sepulveda.
The Pittsburgh Penguins have won 13 games in a row.
Tonight. Let’s go, Pens!