Why Sid shaved.

Sidney Crosby, fresh-faced, attractive, clean-cut, take him home to Mom and Dad, sop him up with a biscuit hockey player:

Sidney Crosby, AKA Dirk Sticky, porn star who would like to find your five hole and work the crease.

So glad that abomination has been hasta la vista-ed.


  1. BeauJacques
    January 3, 2011 9:49 am

    Working the crease? @ 5 hole??? LMFAO

  2. CrashJK
    January 3, 2011 10:05 am

    Thanks…I was trying to forgot that debacle on slush from Saturday night…. : (

  3. Magnus Patris
    January 3, 2011 11:01 am

    It’s like that Star Trek episode where they go to an alternate universe where the evil Spock has a beard. Even in that universe the Crapitals never win a Stanley Cup.

  4. Burghbird
    January 3, 2011 11:18 am

    During the coverage of practice at Heinz Field on Friday, the NHL Network actually did a “mustache cam” to check and see if Sid had actually shaved. They were all happy that he indeed had.

    PS: There was a great interview with one Mr. Squeezhim from Friday as well, who when asked if he’ll be cheering for the Pens or the Caps since he’s lived in both cities replied “Oh, I’m a Pens fan now”. Sadly, I think it’s the only interview they did not post on the NHL Network’s website. Still trying to find it. Might have to McGuyver the stuff from my DVR to get it to ya!

  5. Angry Mongo
    January 3, 2011 11:48 am

    Vote for Pedro for the all star game, indeed.

  6. Christina
    January 3, 2011 11:51 am

    “mustache cam”???? Awesome!

    But seriously – that hairy thing in Sid’s face made me feel less like a loser being able to follow the Pens only on radio. There are things in this world you do not want to see and this is one of it. I am usually the last one, who forces a man to shave clean (example: Joe Magniello unshaved = *swoon*) but Sid? NO GO!

    Talking about radio: Do you guys have an idea how an endless shoot out like the one on December 23rd feels when you can only HEAR it? I lay face down on my sofa and almost collapsed. BOY!

    Ginny: SOOOOOOOOO GOOD to have you back!

  7. Monty
    January 3, 2011 12:14 pm

    I loved the glued pube moustache.

  8. bucdaddy
    January 3, 2011 12:22 pm

    Dear Sid,

    Just because you CAN grown a stache now (finally) doesn’t mean you should.

    Now a face like mine, you cover with as much hair as you can grow. But yours? Needs no adornment, and I say that as a largely hetero man. I just know what the ladies like.

  9. Pensgirl
    January 3, 2011 1:50 pm

    I’m guessing I’m not alone in having wanted Sid to continue his points streak despite the continued growth of the perv-stache. However, because I hate NBC, I wanted him to still have it for the WC (I found it hilariously ironic that the league’s clean-cut marketing golden boy would look so gross for its marquee NBC-aired game). Alas, it was not to be.

  10. gunnlino
    January 3, 2011 3:58 pm

    Slightly off subject ……. if you have cable TV go to On Demand- HBO and take a look at the 3 segments of 24/7 ” The Lead up to the Winter Classic”
    It is very, well done and close to an award winner AFAIC, Sid is, however revealed as not so much the laid back kid many think he is.

  11. Butcher's Dog
    January 3, 2011 4:24 pm

    I think the stache started during November, a program about prostate cancer awareness that was (maybe) nationwide. Since the scoring streak started during that time, our guy (tres superstitious) had to keep it.

    Welcome back, Ginny. We all missed you. Now on to the “Whoop-ass” edition of WTRT.

  12. Noelle
    January 3, 2011 7:23 pm

    I am absolutely shocked that no one posted something like “He can work my crease anytime.” I’m too old to think this, much less say it, but I’m shocked no one else has.

  13. AnneK
    January 3, 2011 8:18 pm

    L O V E the clean shave on Sid!

  14. BeauJacques
    January 4, 2011 12:41 am

    After watching the last 2 segments of HBO 24/7 I’m now quantumly angrier about losing the WC!!!!!

  15. Lindsey
    January 4, 2011 3:19 pm

    For Noelle…

    I thought it and am now posting it…

    He can work my crease anytime.