Next at 6:00, Armageddon

Well, I’m much comforted in my fear of playing the Ravens to hear how the team is viewing their match-up against the Steelers:

Now, now Terrell. Let’s save words like “Armageddon” for things that really warrant the comparison.

Like thousands of birds dropping dead from the sky.

Or hundreds of thousands of fish mysteriously floating dead to the river surface.

Or, you know, three to five inches of snow in Pittsburgh during afternoon rush.





7 Comments

  1. Pensgirl
    January 11, 2011 6:20 pm

    People stayed home today in the Balto/DC area because of the “threat.”

    That year we beat the Ravens thrice, a couple days after our playoff win I walked out of my house and and saw people carrying umbrellas in the snow. I laughed at them and said “This right here is why we beat you three times.”



  2. Kathy
    January 11, 2011 7:51 pm

    WTRT, Weather edition.



  3. bluzdude
    January 11, 2011 8:02 pm

    I’ll back up Pensgirl. I never saw anyone in my live walking in the snow with an umbrella until I moved to Baltimore. I wanted to holler at them, “Hey! It shakes right off!” Weird people…



  4. Cassie
    January 11, 2011 8:47 pm

    You know, we could make millions if someone would teach a class titled: “It’s not that hard: learn to drive through the snow.”



  5. LH
    January 12, 2011 10:31 am

    I was told by a friend that the birds falling out of the sky should be called the “A-flock-alypse”… This maybe something you hope happens to pigeons?



  6. bucdaddy
    January 12, 2011 12:24 pm

    Can we send Mr. Suggs to Kandahar for just five, 10 minutes? See if he starts sobbing like a little girl.



  7. unsatisfied
    January 12, 2011 1:26 pm

    bucdaddy….I’d gladly exchange suggs for my bro-in-law, who is currently seeing what the hell armageddon really looks like in kandahar….