I’m going to repeat some phrases from an article in the Post-Gazette today and your job, human, is to guess which fearsome monster the article is about.
Bites … can lead to scarring and even psychological trauma.
It also can lead to desperate acts.
what’s been described as a “pandemic” and “perfect storm” that’s proven as difficult to control
It’s a growing pandemic requiring urgent action by all stakeholders.
This is a global problem.
“The anxiety about being bitten can lead to sleeplessness, which can affect one’s wellbeing,”
the prehistoric creatures that have been secretly feeding on humans throughout our history.
“It’s definitely here. It’s almost a perfect storm with Columbus, Philadelphia, Dayton and New York. And we’re right in the eye of the storm.”
You guys? Hold me.
Prehistoric creatures that have secretly been feeding on us throughout our history?
A perfect storm?
Time to guess what this article is about:
I’m aware bed bugs are a real issue, but sweet Lord these guys have taken a page from the local television news manual How to Scare the Shit Out of Everyone About Everything.