An illustrated lesson in hairography

Hairography: (n).  Frequent and dramatic hair tossing. Made famous by the likes of Britney Spears and Beyonce.  Immortalized forever in an episode of Glee.

Let’s let Packer Clay Matthews demonstrate this concept.

I can’t decide if I want to end this post by saying, “Damn, girl.” or “Baby got back,” or “[snap snap] mmm-hmm.”

You choose.


  1. HeatherB
    January 31, 2011 2:06 pm

    He may whip his hair back and forth but I’ll stick to whippin’ my Terrible Towel back and forth!

  2. Karen
    January 31, 2011 2:29 pm

    Well, there’s man who doesn’t have self-esteem issues. He sure thinks highly of himself, and his stringy mane! Forget a ring, put a scrunchie on that thing and move along!

  3. empirechick
    January 31, 2011 2:33 pm

    Hilarious! His hair bugs the heck out of me, but the dude is hot.

  4. CrashJK
    January 31, 2011 2:57 pm

    WTF is all I can think of….

  5. Mark
    January 31, 2011 3:18 pm

    I think a better song would’ve been “Whip My Hair,” by Willow Smith.

    I whip my hair back and forth
    I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
    I whip my hair back and forth
    I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
    I whip my hair back and forth x4

    Hop up out the bed turn my swag on
    Pay no attention to them haters
    Because we whip em off
    And we ain’t doin nothin wrong
    So don’t tell me nothin
    I’m just trying to have fun
    So keep the party jumping
    So whats up? (yeah)
    You know they don’t know what to do
    we turn our back and whip our hair…
    shake em off (x4)

    Don’t let haters get me off my grind
    Whip my hair, if I know I’ll be fine
    Keep fighting until I get there
    When I’m down and I feel like giving up

  6. burgher-licious
    January 31, 2011 3:19 pm

    Um, that last picture – looks like he’s been in that position before? Just sayin……he can sing all he wants to “put a ring on it” – that’s why he’s a single lady and will NOT see a super bowl ring.

  7. BeauJacques
    January 31, 2011 3:35 pm

    I like big butts…

    I get sprung….

  8. AngryMongo
    January 31, 2011 4:10 pm

    @HeatherB My thoughts over the weekend, exactly.

    Pay no attention to them haters cuz yinz whip em off and yinz doing nothing wrong.

  9. Magnus Patris
    January 31, 2011 4:20 pm

    Yuck! Can you image standing next to him and getting sprayed every 5 minutes.

  10. Sooska
    January 31, 2011 4:26 pm

    Troysus. That is all I’m sayin’.

  11. Leigh
    January 31, 2011 4:26 pm

    Seriously, what is up with the guy? No thank you. This guy’s hair seems stringy and nasty. With his hair and facial expressions, strip him naked and he could be in some bad porn. Now, Troy’s lovely locks, is another story.

    Heard Matthews got a deal with Suave. Not sure that was a good move by the Suave people.

  12. Burghbird
    January 31, 2011 4:33 pm

    I think he has stringy and unmanageable hair. Troy’s is much better kept.

  13. Bram R
    January 31, 2011 5:18 pm

    Thank you. I hate this guy now. What’s his name again? Clay Aiken?

  14. Carol P
    January 31, 2011 8:54 pm

    ick. greasy and sweaty. I am not a fan.

  15. AngryMongo
    January 31, 2011 9:01 pm

    Troysus Hair = Awesome
    Clay Matthews Hair = wet, sweaty, icky, tangled, not awesome.

  16. lisa
    January 31, 2011 9:40 pm

    OHHH let me run my fingers through your..wet..stringy…sweaty…!

    Troy is gonna look so fine with that shiny ring to match his shiny locks!

  17. Clementine
    January 31, 2011 9:48 pm

    Blechgaghurl… Must… administer… the antidote…

    Aaaahhhhhhh….. :) :)

  18. #1 WI Steeler Fan
    February 1, 2011 9:09 am

    Eeeww. Enough said.

  19. LaReina
    February 1, 2011 12:26 pm

    That is one fugly head of hair on Matthews. Even that sissy boy Tom Brady’s long hair looks better, and I never thought that was possible.

  20. USCMike
    February 1, 2011 2:01 pm

    After seeing him fling that stringy mess around the past few seasons, you’d think that some woman, even if it was his mother, would have told him to do something with it. At least the guys with dreads or Troy’s curls, appear to maintain themselves properly, but this, this is just an abomination to any hair stylist’s sense of style…

    I’m thinking Troy should hand him a bottle of H&S to clean and thicken that ugly mane. Or maybe just a pair of scissors!

  21. empirechick
    February 1, 2011 2:13 pm

    Not a fan of the hair at all, but he is pretty hot when it’s clean and pulled back

  22. unsatisfied
    February 1, 2011 2:47 pm

    holy split ends, girlfriend.

  23. Kathy
    February 1, 2011 8:20 pm

    Umm… last picture… that is just wrong… ewwww.

  24. JennyMoon
    February 4, 2011 2:27 pm