Bootylicious.

From the Dallas Morning News’ online edition. Hold on to your dollah dollah bills.

It didn’t take long for the Pittsburgh Steelers to sample some of the adult entertainment Dallas has to offer.

Late Monday night, hours after they arrived here, Hines Ward, Ike Taylor and several other members of the Pittsburgh Steelers kicked it at Dallas Gentlemen’s Club on Northwest Highway in Dallas.

When Ward and his teammates entered the club, super hot dancers converged on them. They spent a few minutes in the VIP at the back of the club. But as the music pumped and the bootylicious women strode across the four stages, the Steelers huddled in the front corner of the club for closer looks.

Ward, wearing a plaid shirt and jeans, danced with a couple of strippers. At one point, he tossed out dollars as various hotties gave him lap dances. Other Steelers joined him in the fun.

At one point, near midnight, the Steelers, including huge linemen, appeared on the main stage. There they posed and danced with an assortment of strippers. After all, it was “make it rain Monday” at the club. And some of the players certainly made it rain with their dollar bills.

Thoughts:

1.  Confronted with this report today at media day, Hines denied it. Do with that what you will.

2. This reporter was paid to go to a strip club. Great work if you can get it, I suppose.

3. This reporter just used the words “bootylicious” and “super hot.” I wonder if the Dallas Morning News’ coverage of the State of the Union address included things like, “Obama got down wit it” or “the bomb diggity Speaker of the House” or “all them congressional bitches and hos.”

4. If you caught this on your reader feed, you may have read an earlier, more PMStic version of this post. The Midol kicked in.

(Edit: I was pressured to post the other version in the comments. You can go read it there.)





61 Comments


  1. BeauJacques
    February 3, 2011 1:52 am

    What is WRONG with you people??

    Don’t you know YOU HAVE TO CHECK YOUR CELLPHONES WITH CAMERAS at the door at strip clubs???

    Oh, and they wave metal detectors over you to make sure, duhhhhhh…….

    Y’all need to get out more!!



  2. LaReina
    February 3, 2011 9:03 am

    TMZ has posted video of the Duke “boozing at a Texas piano bar” from 11 p.m. to 1:15 a.m. “the next morning”! Uh, TMZ, that’s only a little over two hours. Anyway, they said he was nice to everyone and tipped well. He really has changed!



  3. Scott
    February 3, 2011 12:08 pm

    BoJack,

    Google Pacman Jones strip club and see how many pictures and videos exist of that incident. I’ll give you a hint….LOTS.

    Case closed.



  4. Bee
    February 3, 2011 12:55 pm

    I’m from Dallas, unfortunately.
    the fact that the Steelers are now tied with the Cowboys in Super Bowl appearances has made the entire city pretty much livid. And people in Dallas are ASSHOLES when it comes to other teams breaking their beloved records. So of course, our “media source” decides to run a story about the new team in town hitting strip clubs.

    God, my home town is so classy it hurts.
    *dies of shame*



  5. BeauJacques
    February 3, 2011 2:09 pm

    @Scott-

    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you Scott?

    Why do you think they AREN’T allowed anymore???

    Not even at the joints in McKess Rocks!!



  6. Scott
    February 3, 2011 2:44 pm

    Dude, I’m not going to argue over strip club policies with you, since I get to watch a gorgeous woman strip every day at home for free and don’t need to pay to see meth addicts take their clothes off. I’m sorry for your troubles.

    Arguing with you bores the hell out of me. No proof, no story. Period.

    Have a nice day.



  7. BeauJacques
    February 3, 2011 4:27 pm

    @Scott-

    There’s nothing to argue about, you are simply uninformed and
    ignorant of the subject you speak of.



  8. Jim
    February 3, 2011 4:58 pm

    Sitting in Dallas as we speak showing this article to a few folks who live here. Surprisingly, the article HAS BEEN EDITED, and the words “super hot” and “bootylicious” are long gone!



  9. Robert E Hunt Jr
    February 3, 2011 6:12 pm

    All this talk of Steelers and strip clubs and none of it involves Skippy Skeeve. What were the Vegas odds on *that* ever happening?



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