I don’t think so.

Steelers center Maurkice Pouncey is listed as questionable for Sunday’s big game.

This means he has a 50/50 chance of playing.

Here is Maurkice Pouncey exiting the team plane yesterday upon arrival in Dallas:

In related news, the following all have a 50/50 chance of running a marathon tomorrow:

In other words, it ain’t happening unless Mr. Miyagi is on the payroll.

P.S. In order to write this post, I Google Image searched for fat. I cannot recommend strongly enough that you do not do that unless you are of the strongest constitution.

As Chuck said last night, “HOW DO I UNSEE?!”





9 Comments

  1. Aileen
    February 1, 2011 2:09 pm

    I saw that image yesterday and I felt so bad for Maurkice Pouncey. He seems to be such a nice kid and he’s played unbelievably well this year. You just wish there was some way that he and Aaron Smith were healed.

    LAY HANDS ON HIM WITH THE TOWEL!



  2. fone guy stan
    February 1, 2011 2:19 pm

    Thank you. I laughed my ass off as I looked at the critter on the road.



  3. Monty
    February 1, 2011 2:20 pm

    I can’t stop picturing Casey Hampton hugging Dudley Moore 5 seconds after that photo was taken.



  4. AngryMongo
    February 1, 2011 2:44 pm

    I think of Hampton everytime I watch Cee Lo Green.

    Hopefully, Steeler Nation will be able to say F*** You to the league come Super Bowl Sunday.



  5. DG
    February 1, 2011 2:58 pm

    It is such a shame. If anybody’s earned his way to the Super Bowl it’s this kid.



  6. Pensgirl
    February 1, 2011 2:59 pm

    We’ll just have to go back again next year.



  7. Elle C.
    February 1, 2011 3:06 pm

    I’m not gonna lie, I immediately pulled up google images. I found it hilarious that mixed in amongst the “Pass the Eye Bleach” pictures was Jennifer Love Hewitt pictured in a bikini and let’s face it, if she’s fat, we’re all beached whales.



  8. Butcher's Dog
    February 1, 2011 5:23 pm

    Never underestimate the power of the needle. Just sayin’.



  9. Bitter
    February 1, 2011 7:31 pm

    Mr. Miyagi! LMFAO!