I don’t think so.

Steelers center Maurkice Pouncey is listed as questionable for Sunday’s big game.

This means he has a 50/50 chance of playing.

Here is Maurkice Pouncey exiting the team plane yesterday upon arrival in Dallas:

In related news, the following all have a 50/50 chance of running a marathon tomorrow:

In other words, it ain’t happening unless Mr. Miyagi is on the payroll.

P.S. In order to write this post, I Google Image searched for fat. I cannot recommend strongly enough that you do not do that unless you are of the strongest constitution.

As Chuck said last night, “HOW DO I UNSEE?!”


  1. Aileen
    February 1, 2011 2:09 pm

    I saw that image yesterday and I felt so bad for Maurkice Pouncey. He seems to be such a nice kid and he’s played unbelievably well this year. You just wish there was some way that he and Aaron Smith were healed.


  2. fone guy stan
    February 1, 2011 2:19 pm

    Thank you. I laughed my ass off as I looked at the critter on the road.

  3. Monty
    February 1, 2011 2:20 pm

    I can’t stop picturing Casey Hampton hugging Dudley Moore 5 seconds after that photo was taken.

  4. AngryMongo
    February 1, 2011 2:44 pm

    I think of Hampton everytime I watch Cee Lo Green.

    Hopefully, Steeler Nation will be able to say F*** You to the league come Super Bowl Sunday.

  5. DG
    February 1, 2011 2:58 pm

    It is such a shame. If anybody’s earned his way to the Super Bowl it’s this kid.

  6. Pensgirl
    February 1, 2011 2:59 pm

    We’ll just have to go back again next year.

  7. Elle C.
    February 1, 2011 3:06 pm

    I’m not gonna lie, I immediately pulled up google images. I found it hilarious that mixed in amongst the “Pass the Eye Bleach” pictures was Jennifer Love Hewitt pictured in a bikini and let’s face it, if she’s fat, we’re all beached whales.

  8. Butcher's Dog
    February 1, 2011 5:23 pm

    Never underestimate the power of the needle. Just sayin’.

  9. Bitter
    February 1, 2011 7:31 pm

    Mr. Miyagi! LMFAO!