Tomorrow, or TODAY if you’re reading this Thursday, is the Steelers rally, “Shred the Packers,” during which Lukey will cut the cheese.
Seriously, he’s going to shred some cheese head or something. Show them, Lukey. Shred that cheese. Shred it good.
Dan Onorato will be there too. I guess, I don’t know, standing behind Lukey and saying, “Hee hee hoo. Hee hee hoo. PUSH. PUSH. SHRED.”
Also, there’s this. After the rally, which begins at 11:
Fans are encouraged to head down to Market Square after the rally in order to take part in the “DIGIORNO High Five Challenge,” a competition between Green Bay and Pittsburgh fans to break the Guinness Book of World Records for the most simultaneous high fives. Football great Jack Ham will lead the high-five contest at around 1:00 p.m.
I just wrote a poem!
(h/t Burgh is the Word)