Jack Ham Says Rally High-Five!

Tomorrow, or TODAY if you’re reading this Thursday, is the Steelers rally, “Shred the Packers,” during which Lukey will cut the cheese.

Hee.

I’m 12.

Seriously, he’s going to shred some cheese head or something. Show them, Lukey. Shred that cheese. Shred it good.

Dan Onorato will be there too. I guess, I don’t know, standing behind Lukey and saying, “Hee hee hoo. Hee hee hoo. PUSH. PUSH. SHRED.”

Also, there’s this. After the rally, which begins at 11:

Fans are encouraged to head down to Market Square after the rally in order to take part in the “DIGIORNO High Five Challenge,” a competition between Green Bay and Pittsburgh fans to break the Guinness Book of World Records for the most simultaneous high fives. Football great Jack Ham will lead the high-five contest at around 1:00 p.m.

1:00 p.m.

Market Square.

High-fives.

Be there.

I just wrote a poem!

(h/t Burgh is the Word)





10 Comments

  1. lorogirl
    February 2, 2011 8:24 pm

    but….. that’s Jack Lambert. Not Jack Ham.



  2. Virginia
    February 2, 2011 8:26 pm

    That’s cause I suck, and searched by Jack Lambert instead of Jack Ham. All fixed. ;)



  3. BeauJacques
    February 2, 2011 9:00 pm

    OK, I didn’t do THAT many hallucinogens…….didn’t I just see Jack Lambert #58????????



  4. Greg
    February 3, 2011 10:59 am

    Anyone else thing Luke shouldn’t shred the cheesehead because it’s Green Bays version of the Terrible Towel? Look what happed to all those teams/fans who had disrespected the Terrible Towel. I’m all for shredding or cutting some cheese, but don’t shred their symbol, nothing good can come from that!



  5. RJ
    February 3, 2011 12:44 pm

    Only here cuz I love me some Jack Ham. Favorite Steeler ever, and the only one I know.



  6. elysianfantasy
    February 3, 2011 1:12 pm

    I’m with Greg. I don’t want that karma boomerang to come and bite us in the ass. Especially if this is the last game that’s played for a while due to the possible strike.



  7. pghfaninphx
    February 3, 2011 2:09 pm

    Yeah, Lukey, it’s called “class”. Rise above. No one cares for shredded cheeseheads. Let’s just play the game.. and win. :)



  8. PittinDC
    February 3, 2011 2:45 pm

    According to the PG, he shredded a wooden “block” of cheese. I think that’s OK. It’s not the actual “cheesehead” worn by Packer fans.



  9. unsatisfied
    February 3, 2011 3:40 pm

    this is the one time that ham and cheese do not go together.



  10. Greg
    February 3, 2011 4:17 pm

    Agreed, I’m ok with the wooden block of cheese being shred.