When I heard that Lukey was going to shred a cheesehead at the rally today, it gave me pause. But I dismissed it. Until my tweeps on twitter started talking about it and I really thought about it and got nervous.
That’s the Packers’ Terrible Towel essentially and do we really want to risk the bad juju? Do we really want to be the ones that anger the football gods enough that we forge a Cheesehead Curse in the fires of football hell?
To lusty cheers, a wooden replica of a cheese wedge was put through a city public-works shredder today at a pep rally for Sunday’s Super Bowl.
Oh, please. There’s no bad karma involved in shredding a wedge of fake cheese, except maybe Lukey will go home and find that all of his cheese mysteriously rotted while he was gone. Or maybe he’ll wake up in the morning and find angry Wisconsin cows looking in his windows.
I honestly would not care one bit if the mayor of Green Bay used a fake steel beam to beat the shit out of a wooden replica of a Terrible Towel. Have at it. Take a few whacks at Steely McBeam while you’re at it, Mr. Mayor. But touch a REAL Terrible Towel and may Myron Cope have mercy on your soul.
The Karma Boomerang to the Butt was not beckoned here today, folks.
That said. Lusty cheers?
[golf clap], P-G. [Golf clap].