The good news is that Sidney Crosby is home from his vacation in a warm spot.
The bad news is the timetable for his return has changed from “WE DON’T EFFING KNOW BECAUSE HE WENT HOME TO NOVA SCOTIA,” to “he might be out all season.”
“You just hope that [things will get back to normal] with time, and the quicker, the better. There’s no timetable whatsoever. It’s impossible to gauge or really put a number of days or a timetable on it.”
[Facepalm] indeed, Calvin.
Would someone please just put the Batsignal out to Jaromir Jagr and get that fantastic mullet of his back over here so I can run my fingers through it from business to party?