When I saw the headline …
… my first thought was, “How about we just call and tell them where there AREN’T any potholes?”
Seems easier to say, “Hey, I found a ten foot stretch of road without potholes” than to say, “Hey, I hit 35 potholes while in Shadyside. Here they are in order of depth and viciousness.”
Complaints should be as detailed as possible.
Details. I can do details.
Dear Lukey, the caller who just called 311 and said, “A giant pothole on Fifth, six inches deep and shaped like Afghanistan, just ate my muffler, burped loudly, and then grabbed its balls and flipped me off?”