Mayor Luke Ravenstahl’s recently unveiled one-phase snow removal plan leaves a lot to be desired.
I hope someone remembered to give him the City’s three-hour “Intro to Safe and Effective Snow Shoveling” before sending him out there to shovel the Greenfield church of the family of Green Bay coach Mike McCarthy.
Also, do you know that you can still spend twenty bucks on a shirt to commemorate the Steelers playing in Super Bowl XLV? Yes, tons of these shirts in various styles and colors were for sale at my local Sam’s Club on Saturday:
WOO! Remember that time we played like poop and everyone puked beer into their Terrible Towels?! COMMEMORATE THAT SHIT.
My husband, one of the biggest Steelers fans I know, saw the shirt display and was all, “Who would buy THAT?!”
And I said, “Say focus for me.”
And he said, “FOCK YOUS.”
I think he meant it.
I have no idea why any Burghers would now want to commemorate such a painful loss, but I bet it’s the same kind of people still driving around with Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers.