My March column is up at Pittsburgh Magazine’s site, entitled “What Jeff Reed Taught Me.”
Yes. Jeff Reed. I’M STILL TALKING ABOUT HIM.
[shoots the dead horse between the eyeballs]
[waits for PETA to email her aghast that she just wrote “shoots the dead horse between the eyeballs.”]
Anyway! I learned some things from Jeff Reed, it’s true.
One by one, the 49ers fans’ message boards filled up with commenters wondering if the team had mistakenly signed a “Jersey Shore” cast member to the team because, seriously, does this guy ever wear a shirt or is he just that dedicated to the “pics or it didn’t happen” meme?
[shoots the very alive pigeon between the eyeballs]
[ignores PETAs “urgent” emails]