I suddenly wondered how many “Gasp! That would make a great band name!” posts I’ve had, so I compiled them for you in case you’re looking to name your band.
Here they are!
- Puss-Explosion of the Jejuni
- The Devil and Tom Brady
- The Gods of Toxic Shock Syndrome
- Errant Emu (First album: Lasso a Sprinting Emu)
- The Devil and the Boysenberries
- The Cackling Cloacas
- Insurrectionary Forces of Orgiastic Violence
- The Sexed Up Gerbils
- Remnants of Ravioli
- Violent Rhino Sex
- Poinsettial Velveteen Glory (church band)
- Satan and the Prohibition Monsters
- Great Audastic Huevos
- Massive Influx of Potholes
- Bitchslapping Manatees
Take your pick and get busy getting famous.
Yes, I’m sure this is how people name their bands. How else do you explain Aggressive Crotch Display?