In light of the news that Sid was in gear and on skates this morning, you might imagine that there was a collective shitting of the pants of haters.
You would imagine right.
Some of the best ones I found on twitter that DON’T include the standard “Crosby sucks” or “Crosby is gay” or the C word.
Yes, the C word.
People are classy.
That one confused the crap out of me. Sidney Crosby is a ginger?!
I’ve been using that word, but it must not mean what I think it means.
Either way, I plan to internalize the hell out of this hate and use it to power my “Losing My Shit” engine when Sidney Crosby takes the ice for the first time, hopefully this season.
But seriously, someone get all these haters some Depends and baby wipes. As I used to say while changing my babies’ diapers: “Whew! STINKY POOPS!”