I’ll let reader James who sent this to me explain:
Sweetwater Brewery here in Atlanta brews some off the wall project beers from time to time, in what they call their Dank Tank series. They don’t make them for very long, and when they are gone, they’re gone.
The latest is called Mean Joe Bean, and one look at the label tells us that SOMEONE there is a Steeler fan!
Click the picture to see the whole label of Mean Joe Bean:
So many questions!
Is that supposed to be Joe Greene wearing panties and heels?
Do they know something I don’t know?
Is Lady Gaga looking at this and getting some costume ideas?
Do I ever want to drink a beer that came from The Dank Tank even if it is described as “so good you’ll need your Terrible Towel to wipe the tears?”
Is coffee-flavored beer available anywhere around here so I can try it?
Will I ever be able to mind-erase the mental image of Joe Greene wearing panties and heels?
Is the Neuralyzer a thing yet?
Would Dank Tank make a good band name?
I NEED ANSWERS, PEOPLE.
Update: And some answers are rolling in thanks to Atlanta resident Allison who tells me that is the Dank Tank mascot and here’s a picture of
him her it.
Yowza. I changed my mind. I want THIS picture Neuralyzed out of my brain.