I wasn’t aware, but Punxsutawney Phil rode in the Pittsburgh St. Patrick’s day parade, and I’m told that he is not in fact dead in this picture, and was roused by his handler who knocked on the glass when parade-goers were all, “OMG. HE DIED!”
1. Is that how groundhogs sleep? Because that is some creepy ass shit.
2. Do you think he’s playing dead because he didn’t want to be booed for his blown early spring prediction this year?
3. Somewhere, a possum is looking at this all, “Dude be stealing my schtick. [awkward possum kung fu moves].”
(photo from Mr. Jonathan DeBor and sent by reader Alexis)