“Drinking and foul language?! That goes against everything pirates stand for!”
“We have bred a super race of taser-resistant drunks.”
Stephen Colbert’s take on the PNC Park tasing incident will have you — and I’m going to spell it out: Rolling On The Floor Laughing Your Ass Off.
Maybe the ninja uprising we’re seeing in Pittsburgh is due to their upcoming war with the taser-resistant drunks.
Get ‘yer popcorn; this is going to be AWESOME.