Light posting today as I’ll be speaking to students at Kennywood about my experiences with social media and then stuffing my face with approximately 4,522 Potato Patch fries and 87 funnel cakes.
Remind me of this post in two weeks when none of my clothes fit and I’m forced to sew myself a muumuu from bed sheets, except I can’t sew, so I’ll just wrap myself in the sheet and use duct tape to belt it together.
A West Virginia man found wearing women’s underwear and standing over a goat’s carcass told police he was high on bath salts.
Sheriff’s Deputy J.S. Shackelford says witnesses reported Thompson standing near a neighbor’s pygmy goat in a bedroom. He was wearing a bra and female underwear.
He told them, ‘Don’t come in, I’m naked,'” Powers told The Gazette. “But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women’s clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere.”
Officers found the small gray-and-white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck, according to a police report.
A pornographic magazine photo was found lying near the animal’s carcass.
Thompson told police he had been using bath salts to get high for at least three days.
Bath salts, not be confused with the kind put in bathtubs, are a widely used designer drug that is not illegal, but achieves some of the same effects as LSD and ecstasy.
You know what?
I never understood the appeal of doing drugs, but now that I know they make you feel so awesome that you want to get naked, put on lingerie, look at porn and then do questionable things with and/or to a pygmy goat before stabbing it in the neck … SIGN ME UP.