Now I’m scared.
Do you snap the picture and your phone explodes?
Do you snap the picture and your phone shoots a bullet into your subject’s bellybutton?
Do you snap the picture and it emits a laser beam to your house, destroying it?
Do you snap the picture and it sends a signal out to an evil man with superpowers who instantly flies to where you are and beats the shit out of you and your loved ones?!
I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL FIVE O’CLOCK TO LEARN HOW MY SMARTPHONE PICS ARE PUTTING ME IN INSTANT DANGER!
Also, how did they convince a guy to take a smartphone pic for this story? “Hey, we’ll film you taking a picture for our story. Are you cool with the fact that it will put your family in INSTANT DANGER?!”
If you need me before five, I’ll be in my secret bunker taking a sledgehammer to my smartphone to stop its nefarious plotting of my untimely death.
God save us all from the robot uprising.