I know it’s not good of me to say because I should be a mature mom-adult and say, “Tsk,” but this dude who ran into the field on the Pirates home opener day is AWESOME.
Because he did it with such joy. He ran with abandon, smiling, pointing at each Pirate he passed all, “YOU! ROCK!”
He managed to evade security with some sweet pivot and hopping moves …
before slipping and falling and isn’t that how it always ends in the horror movies? Running from whatever is chasing you and then you slip and fall and the audience shouts at you for being a clumsy fool and then it’s all over.
My nephew, who we’ve discussed before, is a HUGE sports fan. Like I’ve never known a kid could be as obsessed with all sports as this kid. He can quote obscure players of any sport, stats, win/loss records, batting averages, etc. So he watches a lot of Sports Center with his dad and therefore he’s seen lots of awesome video highlights of fans charging various fields from baseball to football.
Which explains why he made this while playing Legos at the Birthday Party of Cozy Coupe Hell.
Yes, if you look closely, he’s being tased with an orange Lego.
I thought the wife beater and eye patch were a nice bad-guy touch.
So, who eventually won? The security or the fan?
I guess he’s not one of those taser-resistant drunks.