This is a loaded screencap right here.
This wetter-than-normal weather is going to “stay wet.”
Not only is it going to stay wet, it is going to “get worse.”
It has been raining since February, so I assume “get worse” means I should start writing some awesome ark jokes like “OMG, I LOST ONE OF THE DINGOES!”, but I’m not clicking on the link because what if I do and “get worse” means “summer is hereby canceled?”
And why do they have the May precipitation chart going all the way back to 18freaking37. Is this “get worse” weather going to be so historically bad that they need to go that far back to find the last time that much rain fell in May in Pittsburgh?
Yeah, I’m whining. But I can’t help it. One sunny day out of the week is three sunny days too few for May.
I mean, sure there’s a bright side. My grass is super freaking green. My sidewalks are super freaking clean. No sense in washing my car when I have nature’s car wash showering it down five freaking times a week. It’s not snow. Any weak spots in the roof become super freaking evident. I haven’t had to scoop poop. I … I …
It’s raining, it’s pouring, and it’s never going to end.
At least not until July.
OMG, YOU GUYS, I LOST ONE OF THE DINGOES! WATCH YOUR BABIES!