This is the story all about how a pigeon didn’t get run over by a bus.
What stands out to normal people?
Wow! Lucky pigeon!
Wow! Great driver to so narrowly miss the pigeon!
What stands out to me?
THE PIGEON DIDN’T EVEN BLINK.
The most terrifying enemy is the enemy that is utterly fearless in the face of imminent death.
The pigeons have evolved.
I bet this has something to do with the rapture being tomorrow.
(h/t @D_Timko and Todd)