Last night was the finals of Dancing with the Stars featuring Hines Ward and partner Kym Johnson taking on some chick named Something Something and Kirstie Alley.
I didn’t watch the show live, but caught up this morning and found both dances highly entertaining.
Here’s the quickstep video. Love how downright giddy he gets at 2:18.
And here’s the freestyle. S for Steeler? S for Super? S for shake what your mama gave you ’cause the rules don’t apply anymore?
Bonus: Michael Jacksonesque crotch-grab at 2:50.
Jerome and Franco and Lynn at 3:15.
Terrible Towels all over the damn place.
I’m pretty sure Hines has this in the bag because 1. He’s got Steeler Nation on his side, 2. I don’t see Kirstie Alley having a strong enough fan base, and 3. No one on the planet has ever heard of Something Something.