Dear lax parents of the the Burgh,
If you’re going to leave your toddler alone long enough for that child to find a way out of the house and down the street, is it asking too much that you keep your children clothed at the very least? Give them a fighting chance against the elements?
Now, these are just the cases of wandering, lost toddlers found wearing DIAPERS in the last eight months. I’m not even looking up stories of wandering toddlers lucky enough to be wearing actual pants.
Something needs to be done before Pittsburgh becomes known as the Most Livable City Where the Toddlers Wander the Streets in Dirty Diapers and In Some Cases, One Shoe.