It’s really a thing

It would appear that the super-race of taser-resistant drunks is really a thing:

Where’s a damn ninja when you need one?

Also, if a ninja, a taser-resistant drunk and a zombie got into a fight in Monroeville Mall, who would win?

These are the deep thoughts of my brain.





4 Comments

  1. Rick
    June 2, 2011 10:43 am

    Fayette County: The gag gift that keeps on giving!



  2. Moxie Bestos
    June 2, 2011 10:51 am

    If a ninja, a taser-resistant drunk and a zombie got into a fight, a parking meter would win.



  3. bucdaddy
    June 2, 2011 11:40 am

    Their fault for waking the dude up. I’d be pissed too.



  4. AngryMongo
    June 2, 2011 12:49 pm

    Just ask my wife. I get cranky when you wake me up. Here’s the real question, why wake him up? Just slap the cuffs on him while he’s napping. No need to taser him, then. They do it all bass ackwards in Fayette Nam.