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MC Phat Lukey

Lukey will begin addressing the city peoples via a new weekly radio address that will air on KDKA 1020 AM.

Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl said he plans to take to the airwaves each week to “speak directly to citizens on topics that are important to them.”

Mr. Ravenstahl said his broadcasts on KDKA-AM will air at 7:06 p.m. Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The first of the taped broadcasts today will focus on the city’s “Third Renaissance” Downtown and in various neighborhoods.

Possible topics I’d like to see covered:

  • The Crater on Beechwood that Swallowed Your Car Whole? LOL.
  • Parking Enforcement Until 10 p.m.: We Swear the Ten New People We Have to Hire Will Be Worth It.
  • Downtown: New Ways We Can Make it A Ghost Town
  • The Pension: KABLOOEY!
  • The South Side: My Top Ten Favorite Bars
  • The Day I Issued a Proclamation to Myself
  • Famous People I’d Like to Meet
  • Win a Date with Luke Ravenstahl
  • The Dread Lord Zober: How Not to Be Destroyed By Him
  • A Ninja, a Taser-Resistant Drunk, and a Zombie Walk Into a Bar …

Possible DJ Names:

  • Hizzoner Master R
  • MC Phat L
  • Luke Doom
  • Lil Lukey R
  • Tha Big D on G Street
  • King Luke
  • Snoop Lukey Luke

I could go on all day.

Luke Nukem, Big Lukey R, DJ Yinz, MC Jagoff …

 





25 Comments

  1. rickh
    June 3, 2011 1:07 pm

    Mayor McCheese, Luke Dogg, Sinista Maya…



  3. Marcy
    June 3, 2011 1:16 pm

    DJ Jazzy Junior and the Fresh Little Prince?



  4. Dan
    June 3, 2011 1:24 pm

    Lizzle RizzleStizzle



  5. LisaB
    June 3, 2011 1:36 pm

    Luke Nukem, MC Mayah Man, Sir Lukes-A-Lot



  6. bigslacker
    June 3, 2011 1:39 pm

    Snoopy Luke Luke



  7. bigslacker
    June 3, 2011 1:43 pm

    Lil Mayr
    Blizzard of Luke
    Luke Khalifa
    City Killa



  8. Julia
    June 3, 2011 1:44 pm

    Cool Hand Luke – that was a movie, wasn’t it?



  9. rickh
    June 3, 2011 1:47 pm

    Luke I.Am. Yurfatha, Luke Starstalker, Luke of Hurl…



  10. Magnus Patris
    June 3, 2011 2:26 pm

    Sir Ruins-Pittsburgh-A-Lot



  11. Jess
    June 3, 2011 2:27 pm

    I have a horse and there was a famous one with the name Luke in its registered name, so I’m throwing it out there cause it’s fitting for this AW:

    Luke At Me



  12. Da Mayor of Squirrel Hill
    June 3, 2011 2:31 pm

    THIS is the press release from the Mayor’s office I’m most eager–as a disgruntled city resident–to see:

    Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl announced today that he will accept an offer to become the Secretary of Silly Walks in the newly-inaugurated Palin Administration, and that he will step down from his current position immediately.



  13. Magnus Patris
    June 3, 2011 2:33 pm

    DJ Garbage Kans



  14. bluzdude
    June 3, 2011 2:43 pm

    Luke Nanoosh.

    (LOL @ Luke Warm)



  15. AmyLa
    June 3, 2011 2:49 pm

    DJ Jazzy Juice Box
    (in honor of Rob Rogers editorial cartoons)



  16. Monty
    June 3, 2011 3:25 pm

    Unqualified II: Electric Boogaluke



  17. Monty
    June 3, 2011 3:34 pm

    Unlukey in Love



  18. Steverino
    June 3, 2011 3:44 pm

    Wow, really pushing the envelope to embrace this new technology– what do they call it — radio? And on KDKA, no less! They serve their audience – dead people – better than any other station in town. What next, Lukey on FM? Now that’s high-tech!



  19. Baba Wawa
    June 3, 2011 4:13 pm

    Lukey Luke and the Funky Lamars



  20. Magnus Patris
    June 3, 2011 4:28 pm

    I hope KDKA has room on their schedule between all the snake oil salesmen, erectile disfunction and “make-your-child-a star” ads. The station that had “The Gunner” and the Pirates, “Uncle” Ed Shaughnessy, and Jack Bogut is now filled with whining, angry old men.



  21. Smooter
    June 3, 2011 5:01 pm

    I see a nice handful of calls going in to the Noise Pollution Hotline on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays around 7:07 PM…



  22. unsatisfied
    June 3, 2011 5:27 pm

    my name is luke-r.



  23. Butcher's Dog
    June 3, 2011 5:54 pm

    @Julia #8: Yes, it was a movie and a damn good one. It gave us “Sometimes nothin’ is a real cool hand.” and “What we have here is failure to communicate.” Both seem somehow sadly appropriate at the moment.

    I liked MC Jagoff best, by the way.



  24. LaReina
    June 4, 2011 7:49 pm

    Massive embarrassment.



  25. TripleC
    June 6, 2011 8:27 am

    Snoop-A-Luke?

    I actually have a soft spot for Mayor Dweeb, but that’s just me.

    Magnus – DJ Garbage Kans made me lol.