MC Phat Lukey
- June 3, 2011
- filed under Mayor Ravenstahl
Lukey will begin addressing the city peoples via a new weekly radio address that will air on KDKA 1020 AM.
Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl said he plans to take to the airwaves each week to “speak directly to citizens on topics that are important to them.”
Mr. Ravenstahl said his broadcasts on KDKA-AM will air at 7:06 p.m. Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The first of the taped broadcasts today will focus on the city’s “Third Renaissance” Downtown and in various neighborhoods.
Possible topics I’d like to see covered:
- The Crater on Beechwood that Swallowed Your Car Whole? LOL.
- Parking Enforcement Until 10 p.m.: We Swear the Ten New People We Have to Hire Will Be Worth It.
- Downtown: New Ways We Can Make it A Ghost Town
- The Pension: KABLOOEY!
- The South Side: My Top Ten Favorite Bars
- The Day I Issued a Proclamation to Myself
- Famous People I’d Like to Meet
- Win a Date with Luke Ravenstahl
- The Dread Lord Zober: How Not to Be Destroyed By Him
- A Ninja, a Taser-Resistant Drunk, and a Zombie Walk Into a Bar …
Possible DJ Names:
- Hizzoner Master R
- MC Phat L
- Luke Doom
- Lil Lukey R
- Tha Big D on G Street
- King Luke
- Snoop Lukey Luke
I could go on all day.
Luke Nukem, Big Lukey R, DJ Yinz, MC Jagoff …
rickh
June 3, 2011 1:07 pm
Mayor McCheese, Luke Dogg, Sinista Maya…
Ry Co 40
June 3, 2011 1:15 pm
Luke Warm
Marcy
June 3, 2011 1:16 pm
DJ Jazzy Junior and the Fresh Little Prince?
Dan
June 3, 2011 1:24 pm
Lizzle RizzleStizzle
LisaB
June 3, 2011 1:36 pm
Luke Nukem, MC Mayah Man, Sir Lukes-A-Lot
bigslacker
June 3, 2011 1:39 pm
Snoopy Luke Luke
bigslacker
June 3, 2011 1:43 pm
Lil Mayr
Blizzard of Luke
Luke Khalifa
City Killa
Julia
June 3, 2011 1:44 pm
Cool Hand Luke – that was a movie, wasn’t it?
rickh
June 3, 2011 1:47 pm
Luke I.Am. Yurfatha, Luke Starstalker, Luke of Hurl…
Magnus Patris
June 3, 2011 2:26 pm
Sir Ruins-Pittsburgh-A-Lot
Jess
June 3, 2011 2:27 pm
I have a horse and there was a famous one with the name Luke in its registered name, so I’m throwing it out there cause it’s fitting for this AW:
Luke At Me
Da Mayor of Squirrel Hill
June 3, 2011 2:31 pm
THIS is the press release from the Mayor’s office I’m most eager–as a disgruntled city resident–to see:
Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl announced today that he will accept an offer to become the Secretary of Silly Walks in the newly-inaugurated Palin Administration, and that he will step down from his current position immediately.
Magnus Patris
June 3, 2011 2:33 pm
DJ Garbage Kans
bluzdude
June 3, 2011 2:43 pm
Luke Nanoosh.
(LOL @ Luke Warm)
AmyLa
June 3, 2011 2:49 pm
DJ Jazzy Juice Box
(in honor of Rob Rogers editorial cartoons)
Monty
June 3, 2011 3:25 pm
Unqualified II: Electric Boogaluke
Monty
June 3, 2011 3:34 pm
Unlukey in Love
Steverino
June 3, 2011 3:44 pm
Wow, really pushing the envelope to embrace this new technology– what do they call it — radio? And on KDKA, no less! They serve their audience – dead people – better than any other station in town. What next, Lukey on FM? Now that’s high-tech!
Baba Wawa
June 3, 2011 4:13 pm
Lukey Luke and the Funky Lamars
Magnus Patris
June 3, 2011 4:28 pm
I hope KDKA has room on their schedule between all the snake oil salesmen, erectile disfunction and “make-your-child-a star” ads. The station that had “The Gunner” and the Pirates, “Uncle” Ed Shaughnessy, and Jack Bogut is now filled with whining, angry old men.
Smooter
June 3, 2011 5:01 pm
I see a nice handful of calls going in to the Noise Pollution Hotline on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays around 7:07 PM…
unsatisfied
June 3, 2011 5:27 pm
my name is luke-r.
Butcher's Dog
June 3, 2011 5:54 pm
@Julia #8: Yes, it was a movie and a damn good one. It gave us “Sometimes nothin’ is a real cool hand.” and “What we have here is failure to communicate.” Both seem somehow sadly appropriate at the moment.
I liked MC Jagoff best, by the way.
LaReina
June 4, 2011 7:49 pm
Massive embarrassment.
TripleC
June 6, 2011 8:27 am
Snoop-A-Luke?
I actually have a soft spot for Mayor Dweeb, but that’s just me.
Magnus – DJ Garbage Kans made me lol.