New Friday post series. Spam comment of the week.

I get lots of spam comments. Hundreds a day actually, and I filter through every single one of them to be sure that one of your legitimate comments didn’t get eaten by the spam destroyer.

That means I stumble upon some pretty awesome spam comments and why not give you a little glimpse of the crap I have to read to get to the good stuff, yours.

Here’s the first ever Spam Comment of the Week!

“Hi! Make sure you is it possible to convey to my family exactly why on earth do you decide on this mainly because i am not really delighted result in we do not notice in which on earth do you wat to reach discussing this specific.”

Go ahead. Read it again. Just for shits and giggles and seizures.


  1. Rich D
    June 3, 2011 4:11 pm

    Mmmmmm. Fried Spam.

  2. Crazy Hat Bitch
    June 3, 2011 4:15 pm

    When you said seizure, that’s what I felt like I was having. I hope you make this a weekly post!

  3. Magnus Patris
    June 3, 2011 4:30 pm

    It’s not nice to call Luke’s comments “spam”.

  4. Carol
    June 3, 2011 4:34 pm

    Let that person know about the The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

  5. PA Girl in VA
    June 3, 2011 4:55 pm

    I DID read it again and it was even funnier the second time! That’s about all I can handle, though.

  6. Butcher's Dog
    June 3, 2011 5:56 pm

    Obviously some kind of secret spy code, probably giving the hidden location of Lukey’s secret bunker. If it rains unexpectedly this weekend, try reading it backwards. Or every other word. Or every fourth word. Or every word beginning with a certain letter. Think of the hours of fun you can have with this. You know, before they haul you off to the rubber room.

  7. Lisa J
    June 3, 2011 7:45 pm

    Ummm, what did that even say? My head is spinning. Haha

  8. Mike Sorg
    June 3, 2011 10:12 pm

    Chachi has been known to approve overly complimentary ones on his blog

  9. bucdaddy
    June 4, 2011 12:50 am

    Swear I talked to that woman on USCellular customer service today.

  10. Lisa
    June 4, 2011 8:14 am

    Siezure, that did it! I thought for a minute my brain was not working. Its early and all, but still. I can not believe your eyes are not permanently crossed!

  11. MattDC
    June 4, 2011 12:15 pm

    That’s easy. It’s an anagram message from extraterrestrial Deadheads. If you rearrange the words, it says:

    “I am delighted to reach earth. Convey specific notice to my family. It is possible I am really Hi! You decide.”

  12. aunt_chilada
    June 4, 2011 1:53 pm

    I thought people wore tin foil hats so others wouldn’t know their thoughts like this.

    leave the tin foil hats on plz.

  13. TripleC
    June 6, 2011 8:29 am

    Hmmm. I can only think of bridge pruning trees while wash camera sign until bricks turn yellow with glass enclosure.

  14. XTheOwl
    June 7, 2011 9:13 pm

    Just for shits and giggles and siezures made me laugh out loud. You crazy Ginny!