Someday I’m going to grow up and not laugh when I read the phrase “pistol-whipped.”
Today is not that day.
But the victims inside the home were able to disarm the intruder, pistol-whipped him with his own gun and beat him up, Herrmann said.
That day will probably be the day I read, “Local blogger Virginia Montanez was pistol-whipped in Market Square today by a drunk PETA member who reportedly was screaming, ‘Pigeons have feelings too,’ while she delivered repeated and vicious blows during a Meat is Murder protest that Montanez mistakenly stumbled onto. Her alleged attacker apparently recognized Montanez from her blog in which she enjoys describing the various ways she tortures and kills pigeons for pleasure.
A crowd of naked protesters clad only in lettuce-leaf bikinis looked on, unaware that hundreds of pigeons had congregated hungrily around them. It should be noted that PETA is now aware that pigeons like lettuce too. The protestors were treated at local hospitals and released with minor to moderate cuts and abrasions on their breasts and buttocks. Montanez, bleeding profusely from the head, was seen laughing hysterically as she was loaded into an ambulance.”