Inappropriate laughter

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Someday I’m going to grow up and not laugh when I read the phrase “pistol-whipped.”

Today is not that day.

But the victims inside the home were able to disarm the intruder, pistol-whipped him with his own gun and beat him up, Herrmann said.

That day will probably be the day I read, “Local blogger Virginia Montanez was pistol-whipped in Market Square today by a drunk PETA member who reportedly was screaming, ‘Pigeons have feelings too,’ while she delivered repeated and vicious blows during a Meat is Murder protest that Montanez mistakenly stumbled onto. Her alleged attacker apparently recognized Montanez from her blog in which she enjoys describing the various ways she tortures and kills pigeons for pleasure.

A crowd of naked protesters clad only in lettuce-leaf bikinis looked on, unaware that hundreds of pigeons had congregated hungrily around them. It should be noted that PETA is now aware that pigeons like lettuce too. The protestors were treated at local hospitals and released with minor to moderate cuts and abrasions on their breasts and buttocks. Montanez, bleeding profusely from the head, was seen laughing hysterically as she was loaded into an ambulance.”





4 Comments

  1. bucdaddy
    June 8, 2011 10:51 am

    Except for the guy on the far right, it appears not a single person in the background of the photo is paying any attention to their lettuce-leafy asses.

    God bless sane people. There are more of us than you think.



  2. Butcher's Dog
    June 8, 2011 1:28 pm

    Guy on the left, with the black shoulder bag and largely obscured by one of the leafy asses, appears to be looking as well. As for the sane people, Our Virginia can’t use this particular post to prove she belongs in that category. It’s a bit out there. Just sayin’.



  3. Magnus Patris
    June 8, 2011 1:29 pm

    Lettuce and cottage cheese.



  4. bucdaddy
    June 9, 2011 12:07 am

    I see lettuce, tomatoes and (using a mirror) buns, but …

    Wheeeeere’s the beef?

    B-Dog,

    I think the angle of his head more indicates he’s looking in the direction of the girl in the purple dress with the … video cam or whatever that is.