1. Please choose three objects from the list below.
- Penis pump
- Flatulent butt
- Small pig
- Large rat
- Body odor
- Zit juice
- Bottle of Whiskey
- Live chicken
- Or just choose your own three objects
Got ’em? Continue to step 2.
2. Place those three objects into this sentence where you see the empty spaces. Pro tip: Blondes, please do not write directly on your monitor. (hee.)
A Bessemer man was charged after police said he armed himself with ____________ , ________________ and _____________ to stop a state trooper.
3. Did anyone choose the correct three that ACTUALLY made the real news?
A Bessemer man was charged after police said he armed himself with a toilet, a bottle of whiskey and a stick to stop a state trooper.
For fun, in the comments, tell me the sentence you came up with.
Maybe we’ll get some new band names out of it.
The Zit Juice Ninjas is already a pretty good one.
(h/t Big Bob from 96.1 KISS FM)