Welcome to That’s Church!
You have stumbled here likely due to a Google search and I’m happy to tell you that finally, FINALLY, after years and years of “Ben Roethlisberger shirtless” searches, you have hit pay-dirt, you batshit, disturbed lover of all things gross and fug and allegedly sexually violent.
Thanks to TMZ, not only is The Duke of Fug and the Earl of Gross shirtless, he’s on video! In the flesh!
See the pasty, doughy flesh of this professional athlete’s A-cup moobs?! SQUEEE!
Is it everything you’ve ever dreamed of?! Was it worth the wait?! Will you print this out and tuck it under your Ben Roethlisberger pillow before kissing his Fathead goodnight?
P.S. I kid, but these Steelers did a cool thing while at the park, making a donation to the scholarship fund. Well done.
P.P.S. I’ve seen ice cubes with darker flesh than Brett Keisel’s.