The State of the Bandwagon

Screw the State of the Union or the State of the Debt Crisis (la-la-la-la) or even the State of the Steelers (however, if they let my self-united husband Daniel Sepulveda go, who will read the Bible to me each night while rubbing my feet shirtless?! WHERE’S MY GOD THEN?!), and instead, let’s focus on the state of the Buccos bandwagon as drawn up for me by the extremely talented Mitch Donaberger (@msprout on twitter).

I have long wanted a visual representation of this bandwagon I invent each year, drive until July, and then KABOOM! SO LONG YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF GARBAGE. ENJOY THE BOTTOM OF THE MON. I HOPE THE TUNNEL MONSTER DIVES IN TO FEED ON YOUR CARCASS AND TO POOP IN YOUR SKULL.

I have issues.

Not the least of which is that I imagine Daniel Sepulveda reading me the Bible and rubbing my feet while shirtless.

 

(click the photo for a hi-res version)

At some point later in the season, I will share with you another version of this that Mitch did, this one much … boobier.

Why isn’t boobier a word?

First of all, it’d be perfect for a sentence like, “I like this cartoon version of myself. It makes me appear much boobier than I really am,” and second of all, it’d be a hell of a fun Spelling Bee word.

Spell boobier.

BOOBIER. Can you give me the origin of the word?

Some blogger in Pittsburgh.

I prefer “Gotham.”

[swishes cape dramatically]





19 Comments

  1. Burghthing
    July 28, 2011 8:07 pm

    I couldn’t help but notice the tires are flat.



  2. hellohahanarf
    July 28, 2011 8:23 pm

    That is more awesome than a possum. But where are the margaritas?



  3. Jagoff
    July 28, 2011 8:49 pm

    That is so great. He even drew a picture of me stabbing myself in the eye with a bottle of whiskey.



  4. Different Brian
    July 28, 2011 8:50 pm

    Jerry Meals called the angry cloud girl safe even though “I like sports now” guy got the tag on.

    … Liked the pigeons and the guy with the P hat that still has the sticker on it.



  5. Jaime
    July 28, 2011 9:21 pm

    I’m in denial about Sepulveda.



  6. bucdaddy
    July 28, 2011 9:30 pm

    Isn’t a boobier what you girls wear to hold your boobs up?



  7. bluzdude
    July 28, 2011 9:33 pm

    A boobier (booby-yay) is someone that works at Victoria Secret and helps people select the appropriate bra.



  8. BoeJack
    July 28, 2011 10:00 pm

    GO GINNY!!!! Love you!



  9. BoeJack
    July 28, 2011 10:04 pm

    “Not the least of which is that I imagine Daniel Sepulveda reading me the Bible and rubbing my feet while shirtless.”

    uhhh, Davud going alomg with this part:?



  10. Bram R
    July 28, 2011 10:42 pm

    This is great. I’d say the bandwagon is just *barely* not full enough. There should be one person, say, laying across the top.



  11. Bram R
    July 28, 2011 10:43 pm

    And by September, it should be like a Katamari.



  12. Ms Lee
    July 28, 2011 11:27 pm

    This needs to become a t-shirt.



  13. rickh
    July 29, 2011 9:43 am

    Welcome back Ginny! In your fantasy, which one of you is shirtless?



  14. G-Man
    July 29, 2011 11:35 am

    >>Why isn’t boobier a word?<<
    Uh, it is NOW!



  15. Lauren
    July 29, 2011 12:03 pm

    I second Ms. Lee – it should be a t-shirt. Someone make it happen!



  16. Joe K.
    July 29, 2011 12:31 pm

    The decline and fall of Western civilaztion in one blog post. Boobiers, shirtless men, bibles, the debt ceiling, Victoria’s Secret. The internet is fun!



  17. Heather
    July 29, 2011 1:45 pm

    Love it! Mitch was a student of mine. So talented, great to see him ‘representin’ ;)



  18. TripleC
    August 1, 2011 11:16 am

    Well, looks like the bandwagon was sidelined with a couple flat tires this weekend. Too bad.



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