What They’re Really Thinking: Training Camp Edition

If training camp shenanigans are any indication of future performance, I’m a little nervous for Steelers football this year.

We’ve got Troysus practicing soccer.

James Harrison at quarterback:

And Benny on the chorus line:

Not only that, Casey Hampton can think of nothing but food:

 

Hines is so stressed from his legal troubles he’s completely constipated and having trouble shitting his usual sunshine.

Rashard is stomping around demanding his version of respect.

And when he’s not playing quarterback, James Harrison is just looking for people he can cool down:

Even Mr. Burns is disgusted:

Maybe you’re not worried about this season yet like I am, but one thing we can all agree on is that on the eighth day, God created Under Armour:

Amen.





27 Comments

  1. Chris
    August 4, 2011 2:50 pm

    Thank God you are back!



  2. pittmom2
    August 4, 2011 2:50 pm

    WTRT!!!! Now, I’m ready for football season! I knew something was missing…thanks Ginny!



  3. Jenna
    August 4, 2011 2:58 pm

    Woohoo! WTRT!! Ginny, it’s not football season without you!



  4. Magnus Patris
    August 4, 2011 3:16 pm

    I think you missed the obvious with the next to last picture, “Hey you damned kids! Get off my lawn!” Me thinks he has those suspenders notched a couple of inches too high… OK, maybe about 8 inches too high.



  5. Noelle
    August 4, 2011 3:31 pm

    Oh man, bring on the fuzzy sweaters and the smell of leaves in the air…



  6. Moxie Bestos
    August 4, 2011 4:15 pm

    SO happy to read the first WTRT of the season. And I’ve missed that caption font.



  7. Shannon
    August 4, 2011 4:40 pm

    SO happy that WTRT is back – we can all officially begin preparing for football season now! :)



  8. Lisa
    August 4, 2011 4:50 pm

    I’m so glad you are back!



  9. bluzdude
    August 4, 2011 4:53 pm

    Mr. Rooney should have asked for his midsection back during the last negotiations.



  10. CarolineFB
    August 4, 2011 6:28 pm

    Mr. Rooney looks a bit more like Steve Urkel with that stance — sans the flood pants.



  11. Mandi
    August 4, 2011 6:46 pm

    Thank you, thank you, thank you! I have been craving a new installment of WTRT and now I am ready for some football. And welcome back to you, too… we have all missed you!



  12. tokenintexas
    August 4, 2011 7:12 pm

    yipeeee! i am so happy that I will be back home in two weeks, just in time for training camp (my first time). and thanks ginny, I’ve missed you VERY much!!!



  13. PGHinFLA
    August 4, 2011 8:24 pm

    Thanks for making me smile today. Welcome back!



  14. Leslie in Dayton
    August 4, 2011 9:24 pm

    This makes me so happy! Thank you! I will be in Pittsburgh tomorrow with my friend and our two sons. Buccos tomorrow, training camp Saturday. We’re planning on trying Las Velas, so if you see two women babbling about Troysus with two annoyed-looking boys in tow, that’s probably us!



  15. Burgh Bird
    August 5, 2011 12:25 am

    I extolled the virtues of UnderArmour after my first glimpse of Mr. Sepulveda. Nom nom nom.

    And after being in attendance at PNC Park for tonight’s disappointing loss, I say to alla yinz: “Git aht yer Stillers gear. This dream is over”.



  16. bucdaddy
    August 5, 2011 1:35 am

    Why Fluffernutters in the armpits when he can fit a nine-course dinner in his navel?



  17. Kenn
    August 5, 2011 8:27 am

    My goodness! I can not tell you how much I have missed these pics of yours. Love ’em! Thanks.



  18. WIMom
    August 5, 2011 8:55 am

    Thank you, Ginny. Big smile this morning while sitting at my desk waiting for the day to be over.



  19. Erin
    August 5, 2011 9:42 am

    So glad you are back! Man, Mr. Rooney needs to just retire already. The peeing sequence was hilarious.



  20. Kathy
    August 5, 2011 1:22 pm

    WTRT – the only part of football I’m interested in! Thank you!



  21. Chris2
    August 5, 2011 11:07 pm

    Thank god football is starting. The Nutting Kool aid has lost its flavor.



  22. maybe not
    August 5, 2011 11:27 pm

    There will be no more uncomplimentary comments about Mr. Rooney.



  23. Bitter
    August 5, 2011 11:57 pm

    Yes! WTRT! It’s officially football season :)



  24. Vivian formerly NYLuvsPitts
    August 6, 2011 3:16 pm

    LMBO Great stuff.



  25. BowJack
    August 7, 2011 10:59 pm

    It’s not easy being banned, it’s a pain in the ass, that being said, I LOVE Ginny, the Nutting Pirates are gonna hit the dirt, and the Steelers are aren’t gonna do shit!! this year.



  26. PittinDC
    August 8, 2011 5:29 pm

    The Casey Hampton caption was BEST!