From the files of Ridiculous Questions Reporters I Love Ask During Live Interviews:
On Sunday, the robber got away with a couple of cigarette cartons and some cash.
“She just told me that she was just robbed at gunpoint,” Manager Tami Schuck said.
An employee called Schuck saying a black male wearing a ski mask and carrying a handgun had just robbed the store.
The incident was most likely captured on surveillance video and police have a good idea which direction the suspect fled.
Schuck: The employee is upset. I’m angry. I’m angry, that’s my emotion.
Lynne Hayes-Freeland: Angry because it’s happened again or just angry that someone just feels like they can come in and take something that doesn’t belong to them?
How the hell do you even answer that? Seriously. Read it and then try to answer that.
I’d have been all, “[brain fart] Ummmmmmmmm. [points] LOOK, THE BATSIGNAL! [swishes cape and runs away].”
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