“Are you angry, or are you … angry?” [concerned journalist face]

From the files of Ridiculous Questions Reporters I Love Ask During Live Interviews:

This is the second time is just past few months that the Smoker Friendly store has been held up.

On Sunday, the robber got away with a couple of cigarette cartons and some cash.

“She just told me that she was just robbed at gunpoint,” Manager Tami Schuck said.

An employee called Schuck saying a black male wearing a ski mask and carrying a handgun had just robbed the store.

The incident was most likely captured on surveillance video and police have a good idea which direction the suspect fled.

Schuck: The employee is upset. I’m angry. I’m angry, that’s my emotion.

Lynne Hayes-Freeland: Angry because it’s happened again or just angry that someone just feels like they can come in and take something that doesn’t belong to them?

[blink]

How the hell do you even answer that? Seriously. Read it and then try to answer that.

I’d have been all, “[brain fart] Ummmmmmmmm. [points] LOOK, THE BATSIGNAL! [swishes cape and runs away].”

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2 Comments

  1. Crazy Hat Bitch
    August 8, 2011 2:12 pm

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  2. bucdaddy
    August 9, 2011 2:32 pm

    Beano Cook’s three worst inventions of the 20th century:

    1. Income tax

    2. Artificial turf

    3. Local news