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Oh, how we have discussed Kennywood on this blog over the years.
We’ve talked about Potato Patch fries, that gosh darn fat-splaying Rotor, that piece of hell Pitt Fall, that small child-ejecting Jack Rabbit.
I know the Jack Rabbit doesn’t actually eject small children, but it sure feels like it when you’re a small child lifting six inches off of your seat to the delight of your parent who was once a small child being ejected from the Jack Rabbit.
Generation after generation of small children hitting the double dip all “SON OF A MOTHER.”
My new favorite things at Kennywood are called Deep Fried Oreos.They are as nutritious and low-fat as they sound.
The next time I go, I’ll be trying a deep fried Rice Krispies treat, which probably contains marshmallows which I like to think of as dairy. Calcium. Healthy.
I’m going to write a diet book. Eat What You Want; Buy Bigger Clothes.
Best seller right there.
I’ve digressed. Kennywood is as Pittsburgh as a Primanti’s (also good for you) and I’m giving away four tickets, provided by Kennywood. A perfect way to end your summer with your family!
What: 4 Ride All Day passes to Kennywood Park
To Enter: Leave a comment, one comment per valid email address. You have until Wednesday at 4:00 p.m. to enter at which time I will have Random.org select the winning comment number. If your comment goes to spam, take your IP address on the Jack Rabbit and eject that sucker on the double dip. I kid. Just chill and I’ll periodically retrieve them from spam.
So you have something to say, tell me what your favorite part of Kennywood is. Is it people watching? The Phantom’s Revenge. The double dip of the Jack Rabbit? The parades?
Good luck! Also, remind me to tell you about the time the Thunderbolt ejected my hearing aid from my ear.
That was special.