Let’s recap the important news shall we?
- The stock market took a nose dive, pulled up, took another nose dive, my mother checked the retirement fund and puked, and then the market pulled up again and everyone puked from motion sickness.
- London is burning.
- The Pirates finally won (more on that later).
And thanks to KDKA news, we know this important news story!
A newly neutered dog ran away from the vet. And they found him. The end.
If you feel you need to know more, you can go watch the video and you can actually watch the owner’s boyfriend, who couldn’t be bothered to put a shirt on for the news camera, searching for the dog.
P.S.My childhood dog ran away, got run over by a truck and DIED. Why wasn’t I on the news? That’s tragic.
P. P. S. Pretty sure the standard reaction to having one’s genitals removed is to run away from home.